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HELP! SHE'S AFTER ME!!

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The book is completed and ready, O gentle people, for your diversion and edification.

It may be found at haius.livejournal.com, so you should read it.

HELP! SHE'S AFTER ME!!

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>gasp< >pant< >cough<  I escaped, right?  But see, Haius can read minds, right?  So she totally heard me because I didn't actually get that far, right?  Cuz actually I didn't escape, so to speak, I just kind of got into the hallway, and then I was hiding in a closet, right?  Cuz I was all crying, you know, cuz I was missing my family, right?  And then suddenly the door just bursts open, and there's Haius standing there in, like, a nightgown or something.  I totally screamed.  And she totally picked me up by the hair, which is long like a girl's, and dragged me down the hall wailing and kicking and pleading, right?  But then the door we were about to enter burst open itself, right, right in her face, and totally hit her right in the face, and she shrieked and dropped me and went to strangle whoever it was had opened the door, and then I sort of skittered away and ran off down the hall.  And outside.  And now I'm lost, and I can hear the shouts of people looking for me, and I'm so scared!  I'M SO SCARED!  AAAAH!  SCARED!  DID YOU GET THAT?!

Sorry, I'm just - I'm just - oh, crikey, they're right here
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